it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
two words...techno handjob
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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