I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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