yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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