sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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