not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My breasts were aching with rage.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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