He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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