Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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