There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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