Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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