Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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