and you said cock pushups were impossible
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
40s are totally the cure
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
