Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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