I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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