After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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