census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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