Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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