windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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