Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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