gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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