So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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