left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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