I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
