weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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