Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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