idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
