toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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