love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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