brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
