WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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