My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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