Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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