He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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