omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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