: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Do plants get herpes?
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