Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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