People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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