Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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