Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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