Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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