you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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