I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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