Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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