is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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