One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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