I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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