It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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