It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Randomize
