His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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