dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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