I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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