I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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