I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Holy shit dude........stairs
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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