Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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