you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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