its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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