Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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