I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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