I am puke
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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